Oh dear. I’m worried that our cockerel, Buster, isn’t too keen on the ladies. Sigh. Now I am all for equal opportunities, but a gay cockerel presents a real moral dilemma! His job isn’t a complicated one, and for most cockerels I guess it would be a pretty happy one, but Buster just doesn’t seem too interested.
Can I really bring myself to turn him into Sunday lunch because of his sexual orientation? He cowers when one of the girls approaches him, and if anyone else asks whether he is a broody hen (he does more sitting & fluffing his feathers than strutting!) then I’m afraid it may be gravy & roast potatoes for you, young Buster!